rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

now i’m screaming out loud,
feels like i’m in fucking hell
i wasn’t looking for this
but they’re still on my face

(via hotboyproblems)

Purple Supras // (by me)
Bullying.

So I’ve been getting quite a bit of hate on ask.fm lately and I really just wanted to put this message out there.

To anyone that sends hate or have sent hate, do you get anything out of it? Do you feel proud that you’ve hurt someone? Have you really accomplished anything? Your words may seem like just a “joke” to you when you say them, but I don’t think you actually realize how big of an impact those harmful words could cause. Somebody may be on the verge of suicide and those words might just be the ones that push them over. Those words may be the reason for someone to cut, for someone to cry, for someone to hurt. You should never ever send hate, especially not on anonymous. Not knowing is the worst. You don’t know who it was, you don’t know who has something against you. It could be many different people, it could be the whole world as far you know.

So please, if you send hate, or if you’ve ever done it, just don’t. Just stop and think about what you’re saying and think about what your words can actually do. 

procedere: We started to walk and hold hands and kiss and I knew there was something eating at me that I needed to ask. So we walked a little further and I stopped and lent into her and said, “Will you be my girlfriend?” and she said “yes”. Apart from the fact that you chose one of the worst pictures of me, this is really sweet haha. And you actually said “Will you go out with me?” and I said, “Yeah, I will.” :) Hehehe. Love ya Chrissy <3 and here’s a better photo ha.
ricky: grandma, do you still have my chocolate sticks?
grandma: of course
ricky: okay, i want you to give her some. it'll make her happy.
grandma: how much should i give her?
ricky: as much as she wants
grandma: how much do you want me to give her?
ricky: hmm.. four. you can give her the whole packet, but only four a day. i want her to stop crying and be happy.

omg guys did you know that slang actually means secret language?

s.lang

secret.language

omg 

Can we please just take the time to realize that Doctor KC dedicated a song to me and said I was the inspiriation? Wow. 

Who do you guys think will win the Superbowl this season?

Because I honestly can’t decide who to root for. I really wanted the Saints to get in but they didn’t have a great season, apart from Drew Brees’ record breakers. I reckon the game could actually go either way but it’s probably going to be really close, like 28-24, it could go to either team.

hahahaha look what just came up on my newsfeed

oMFG my dad just ran into my room all excited about catching a huge fish and turns out it was just a game on his phone -.-

my friend was like, “nice pants”, and i said “you’re welcome” 

i lack social skills 

by me